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Rude Advice. POV: You just wanted 10 minutes of peace. What a defeated man looks like. This is what a defeated man looks like. Take a look. You think this is normal? You work all day and then hide out here instead of being inside? Unbelievable! And for those that are not married and never been here, let me explain how you end up like this. You get
Mr. Smith, I know this is going to be hard. I need you to identify the body. Oh my god. You and your wife must have been really close. We hated each other's guts. Then why the hell are you so upset? Cause that ain't her.
Pov: My wife be like.. Oh, where are you going? To the club. To do what? To party. How are you getting there? Helicopter. It's 4:00 AM. I'm going to the bathroom. Ha ha!
My husband be like. Hey babe. Yeah, what do? They say when a man falls off a boat? Man overboard. Okay, well, what do they say when a woman falls off a boat? Full steam ahead.
Michael, if I die, would you remarry? No. I'm not making that mistake. Babe, I wanna be a stay-home mom. I wanna stay home all day and hang out with a baby and play play play. Well, when you get home from work, you can do whatever you want. Michael! They say that single men live longer than married men. That may be true. That's just because married
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