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avatar Zoe ZZZ
My husband and I are shopping for new Appliances and he is urging me to keep this stove instead of buying a new one. We had an argument about this & I don't understand what is so special about this

My husband and I are shopping for new Appliances and he is urging me to keep this stove instead of buying a new one. We had an argument about this & I don't understand what is so special about this

avatar Agni Gauss

What the heck was that for? I found a piece of paper with Becky on it. You fool, I placed a bet last week at the horse track, that was a horse's name. I'm sorry, honey. Again today, what the fuck? Your fucking horse called Asshole!

avatar Gaie Houston

Pardon me asking, but uh, does your husband do a lot of the cooking around your house? He does all of it. He loves it. Oh. Well, uh, aren't you a little afraid of what people could think? You mean that I'm a lazy wife? No, that he's a fag.

avatar Jacob Junior

Going outside with your wife. Groceries $278.19. Starbucks $16. Gas $49.14. Lunch $63.77. Sephora $137.89. TJMaxx $209.03. Costco $364.19. Target $256. Nordstroms $376.12. Nails $114.55. Smoothie $9.35.

avatar Olivia Veqqie
found out sugar cubes were invented by a husband in the 1840s so his wife wouldn't keep hurting herself chopping giant sugar loaves just to sweeten her tea. so he made perfect little cubes. just for her. imagine being loved like that

found out sugar cubes were invented by a husband in the 1840s so his wife wouldn't keep hurting herself chopping giant sugar loaves just to sweeten her tea. so he made perfect little cubes. just for her. imagine being loved like that

avatar Jacob Junior

My wife told me to cook dinner 😂😂 I dyed my wife 😂😂 I get so bored without him 😂ðŸĪŠ What I do when he refuses to be romantic 😂ðŸĪŠ Turned my husband into a angry Rhino ðŸĶðŸ˜‚ðŸĪŠ How to get a peaceful nights sleep 😂ðŸĪŠ

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